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larrystylinziam:

but… WHO WAS THE JERK THAT TOLD JULIE PLEC SHE COULD WRITE?

The same jerk who told Stephenie Meyer

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

My five favorite things about orcas.

• The white patch above their eye is a sensor 
• They make this clicking noise when it’s too dark in the water to locate their food or pod.
• How wavey the back of their dorsal fin is can give you an idea of how old they are.
• They can swim 25 knots and 100 miles a day.
• Each pod has a different dialect 

Congratulations Edward and Bella you are no longer the most messed up pairing, that belongs now to..

Klaroline!

Runner up is..

Delena!

That concludes my posts on TVD.

memorizing lines off-book

filling in for the part of bitchy prostitute is so much fun especially since this character has such a potty mouth.

If you thought Twilight made your IQ drop don’t watch TVD past season two..actually just don’t watch it at all. 

Season 5 can suck it cause I won’t be watching that bullshit.